High On Hopes Chicago

foxnewsofficial:

you lose indie points if your fave band has a wikipedia page or any google search results

(via fading-s)

ignite-mylove-ignite:

ligerscout:

ligerscout:

Ready for April fools day
Gonna take it to school and eat it

I ate 3/4 of the jar and I made 3 teachers gag and one friend get angry at me.

fuck bro, I thought you were gunna fill all those cups with mayonnaise and hand them out at school and some serious shit was gunna go down

(via ruinedchildhood)

alizena:

#This could be us but you keep calling the police

alizena:

#This could be us but you keep calling the police

(via ruinedchildhood)

soccer-mom:

screwsociety:

lame-waves:

i guess i recorded an ice bucket challenge today after i got my wisdom teeth out ??

"I’M BLEEDING….. that’s okay i can still do it"

THIS IS MY FAVORITE VIDEO EVER

(via ilostmypudding)

sexrumors:

trying to bang with ur boo while ur parent in the other room

image

(via chanxldrgs)

didihearthereadyset:

So I accidentally said, “my crotch has a hole in it.” Instead of “my pants have a hole in them.” And this guy looked me dead in the eyes and whispered

"It’s called a vagina."

(Source: spoopybarakarts, via ruinedchildhood)

live-as-a-teen:

dogepom:

patickstump:

if you shame girls about their breast size i will push you into traffic

"Who’s flat now?"

whos flat now

(Source: patickstump, via hernameiscierra)

I am better than I was.
I will be better than I am.
(140/365) by (DS)

(via sillygirlauburn)

expertinawkward:

Food.Fashion.Fandoms blog. I give promos. :)

expertinawkward:

Food.Fashion.Fandoms blog. I give promos. :)

(via 24-7-vintage-hipster-retro)


<3

<3

(Source: zoiodlula, via oepal)

Be my Batman